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Swift Dick 

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.
Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.
Swift Dick by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018

shift dick 

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

Shift dick 

When you get some dick while you’re at work.
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
Shift dick by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

Dick Shift 

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.
Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

Dick Shift 

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.
Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!
Dick Shift by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020

dick shift 

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle
"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."
dick shift by T READY August 20, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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