Swift dick 

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

Swift dick by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

Swift Dick 

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.

Swift Dick by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018

shift dick 

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

shift dick by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

Shift dick 

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

Shift dick by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

Dick Shift 

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

Dick Shift by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Dick Shift 

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.

Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!

Dick Shift by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020

dick shift 

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle

"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."

dick shift by T READY August 20, 2009