Swift'd

The happening when a girl listens to too much Taylor Swift that she is unable to trust any man. May also happen to boys

Dude 1: Man, we won't she date you?
Dude 2: She said we weren't meant to be, but I think she's been Swift'd
Dude 1: Sucks for you, man

Girl 1: Why did he dump you?
Girl 2: He didn't say why, but he's been listening to Speak Now a lot lately
Girl 1: *thinks to herself* He has definitely been Swift'd

by estoy enamorado January 18, 2011

Taylor Swift'd

When giving sexual pleasure to another person (male or female) and they stop you to tell you that some from a past sexual encounters was better then you at said act and then they let you finish what you were doing to them.

Last night I went down on him and he stopped me and said "I'm gonna let you finish but Kim gave the best head ever"
I never been so taylor swift'd before.

by Jb3oh3 September 16, 2009

Taylor Swift'd

The "WTF" reaction one gets when they have been Kanye West'd

I've can't believe I've been Taylor Swift'd! He/She Kanye West'd me last night while giving a round of fellatio! The Nerve!!!!

by SilverWolf25 June 6, 2018

swift dash

When the popo on their way and you gotta get away.

Bob: fuck cops coming , let's make a swift dash.
Ryan: yeah let's run

by Definingyourwords January 6, 2017

Swift dick

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

swift driver

If you see one of these on the road you are advised to get off the roads immediately. 99% of people who drive swifts purchased their license for a hefty fee due to their ignorance on the road

You see the accident on White Collar Crime? Yea boi is always be a Swift driver

by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021

Swift Diaze

The quick use of or wanting to quickly use a drug from the Benzodiazepine family, usually (though not limited to) Diazepam. The purpose of this is almost always to "sort your head out", "bring yourself down" or "stop yourself going west" when under the influence of a stimulant substance such as MDMA or Amphetamine.

Person 1: "I need a swift diaze mate, head's all over the shop"

Person 2: "Yeah, cracking night but it's like 11 in the morning man"

Person 1: "Yer not wrong, fair dooz let's get on it then, one each now and another in an hour or two. Sweet as."

Person 2: "NICE ONE BRUVVAAAA!"

by The Furious Chongin' Charlie April 12, 2010