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Sweet-pong 

Basically, this game is played just like ping-pong, except you incorporate candy. For each point you earn 1 sweet-tart(or your preferred piece of candy) which is to be placed anywhere on your opponent's side of the table by yourself. If you hit the sweet-tart with the ping-pong ball, you get 2 sweet-tarts to place on your opponents side of the table, regardless of who wins the point. If you should hit a sweet-tart, and your opponent wins the point, you get 2 sweet-tarts and he gets 1. The game should be played to 30 points, or until you are no longer drunk or high. The person who wins has the most sweet-tarts on their side of the table. You could essentially have the most points yet loose if your opponent has more sweet-tarts.
Sean and John are playing sweet-pong, Sean hits 3 sweet-tarts on John's side, but John wins the point. Sean would get 6 sweet-tarts, and John would get 1.
Sweet-pong by Stormers March 20, 2011
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Skeet Pong 

A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.
Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.
Skeet Pong by Watahmelom July 23, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012