Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

Sweet Sassy Molassy

a seemingly meaningless exclamation. An equivalent to 'Oh my God' or 'Holy crap.'

(after Howse finishes eating Wilsun's presentation)
Wilsun: SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

by Dr. Pritty Hairs. January 20, 2007

Sweet Sassy Molassy

When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.

Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.

by Krista NZ September 25, 2021

Sweet Sassy Molassy

Particularly attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.

Wow, look at that sweet sassy molassy!

or:

The molassy at this party is sweet and sassy!

by Drakonian December 4, 2003