Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.
Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheetrolling adventures whilst driving his prius.
Just like rickrolling except instead of linking to a video you either do it conversations or through text messaging etc. It usually works best when you create an intricate and realistic-sounding story and then ask "and guess what he/she said/did etc.?" When your concerned listener says what, you respond with skeet skeet skeet.
"The other day I was going through the drive-through and you know they normally say please pull up top the next window after you place your order? Well, guess what the lady said?"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.