Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.
Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"
by ΔS April 29, 2021
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Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!
I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex
by Mojay187 July 20, 2024
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swedish fire torch

the moment when youre fucking and she sticks a flaming torch up the male anal cavity
oh shit sheela shove the swedish fire torch up my butt
by cocklicker552 April 17, 2016
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