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Swedish sex 

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.
Swedish sex by PappusClappus July 29, 2020

Swedish Sex 

Sex act where the penis goes between big breasts, similar to tit fuck and swedish milkshake.
I've set up a corner of my living room with a chair I bought at IKEA. It will be my Swedish Sex chair.
Swedish Sex by omjo34 August 13, 2020

Swedish sex farting bed pisser 

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

Swedish Elbow sex 

A sexual activity performed by homosexual swedish people (all the sweeds). During this activity two or more homosexual men put each others elbows into each others anus as deep as it goes. Weird, i know...GO SWEDEN
Hey, my name is Iman Khan and im Swedish. Wanna go have swedish elbow sex with me and my dad?
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026