Swedish Sex

Having sex with multiple blonde women. The sex is usually filled with hate, yelling, regrets, and passion. The women needs to be more athletic that the man.

Guy: I had some wicked Swedish Sex last night!

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 29, 2014

Swedish Sex

Sex act where the penis goes between big breasts, similar to tit fuck and swedish milkshake.

I've set up a corner of my living room with a chair I bought at IKEA. It will be my Swedish Sex chair.

by omjo34 August 13, 2020

Swedish sex

Having sex on an Ikea bed

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.

by PappusClappus July 29, 2020

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011

Swedish Elbow sex

A sexual activity performed by homosexual swedish people (all the sweeds). During this activity two or more homosexual men put each others elbows into each others anus as deep as it goes. Weird, i know...GO SWEDEN

Hey, my name is Iman Khan and im Swedish. Wanna go have swedish elbow sex with me and my dad?

by Eero Paasikoski February 3, 2009