Sweater Neck 

The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck

That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope

Sweater Neck by Zacairy May 31, 2023

Sleeveless Sweater-Neck 

The sleeveless turtle neck that is sweater material. and is hideous.

nobody wears a sleeveless sweater-neck in the middle of fall.

Sleeveless Sweater-Neck by dabutious October 6, 2020

bloody sweater neck

when a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your foreskin gets stuck in the braces

chad-bro was is there a blood stain on your pants
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding

bloody sweater neck by bloody sweater neck April 16, 2022

Turtle Neck Sweater 

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

Turtle Neck Sweater by usage of time management April 23, 2011

turtle neck sweater 

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

turtle neck sweater by peter palmer February 11, 2006

Sweater Around The Neck 

A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.

It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.

Sweater Around The Neck by Awesomest77 August 18, 2013

sweater necklace 

another name for scarf

Matthew: "What do you want to get Mommy for Christmas?"

Adam: "A sweater necklace."

sweater necklace by @d@m :: @m@nd@ February 3, 2010