Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.
by Non-Sweater Gay May 20, 2011
An abnormality which causes the human to wear strange clothing such as an orange sweater vest, however this cannot be helped and is caused by a malfunction in the brain.
by Mircast May 19, 2009
Elenna: see wearing my doc martens in the rain was the move.
Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay
Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay
by Twobisexuals February 23, 2021
by boblover101 May 15, 2009