Sweater Gays 

Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.

The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."

Sweater Gays by Non-Sweater Gay June 18, 2011

sweatergasm 

N: the feeling that one gets when they put on a warm sweater on a cold day

When she put her sweater on she had a major sweatergasm!

sweatergasm by bobert337 December 11, 2011