Sweat Slap

The act of slapping something on a sweaty body to which it will stick.

“DJ just sweat slapped that uno card on his face and it sticks! It’s like has frog skin.”

by Kylos19 January 5, 2023

seatslap

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.

Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.

by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008