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Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker 

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Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.
Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive
Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker by mista_g October 28, 2005
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Sweaty monkey 

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When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.
That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.
Sweaty monkey by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016
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Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex 

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That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018
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sweet monkey balls 

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A expression to show general joy.
Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!
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sweaty bed monkey 

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Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.
My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.
sweaty bed monkey by Iwan October 25, 2009
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Sweet Monkeys 

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It is a term of epic awsomeness. Its meaning similiar to that of the term "Thats Cool" or "awsome". The correct response to some one saying sweet monkeys is "in a blender".
"hey man, heres the $50 i owe you." "Sweet Monkeys!" "In a blender."
Sweet Monkeys by Myke Lewis February 22, 2010
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