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Swaster

(sway ster)Inability to think, not knowing what is going on around you, an extreme drunkeness
Mike: Yo dude what happened to Steve last night
John: Ahh don't worry about him he was just completely swaster he should be fine when he is sober again.
by pussylicker12 June 24, 2010
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swastar

Popularized by the griefing group Team Avolition, a swastar is a Star of David with a swastika inscribed within the center hexagon.
Player 1: Did you see what those griefer fucks did?
Player 2: No, what?
Player 1: They tore down a massive build and put up a swastar in its place.
by Diamond III Scrublady March 4, 2017
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Twat Swatter

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"
by enhoJ August 17, 2008
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Swanter

Pronounced Swant-er
Verb- To Swant

Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.

A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)

Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.
Man1: Man 2 Where've you been?
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter
by SwantTheLad September 5, 2011
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Troll Swatter

One who squeezes and crushes all the trolls on the chatroom
This chat is the most modded room on JTV. These mods are real troll swatters.
by trollsworstnightmare November 14, 2011
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Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick
by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
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Twat Swatter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.
Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
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