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someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.
"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked"
"yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"
swantek by you know April 29, 2003
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Pronounced Swant-er
Verb- To Swant

Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.

A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)

Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.
Man1: Man 2 Where've you been?
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter
Swanter by SwantTheLad September 5, 2011
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The iso god sensei, the greatest to ever do it
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Is a very unique individual! She has poise to attract the boys! She is definitely a diva that comes from royalty! A beautiful and charming personality that makes her very admirable. She is the definition of perfection!
Shanteka is a Queen!
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swanseka 

a gay guy that will often have deep feelings for little boys
that guy is such a swanseka
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