swanseka 

a gay guy that will often have deep feelings for little boys

that guy is such a swanseka

swanseka by [e-mail] March 20, 2008

Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017

Swansea High School 

A piece of shit school in the town of Swansea South Carolina. The worst school imaginable, it has crack heads, potbheads and just plain out drug addicts. The teachers here are fucking retarded, the fights are lame and the lunch tastes like horse shit. Students fuck the teachers to get better grades, the rednecks are always looking for a chance to say “ Nigger”. They sit in the parking lot and blare lil Wayne while standing by the truck that daddy bought, point is don’t come to fucking Swansea you’ll regert it.

Guy 1- you see that crackhead tryna sell that broken bike?

Guy 2- yeah he must’ve dropped out from Swansea High School

Swansea High School by Gamer Nigger 69 January 16, 2019

Swansea High School 

From heroin junkies to the casual eshay lads, Swansea High School is easily the worse fucking school in New South Wales.

The school you enroll your child in if you want it to not only contract numerous sexual transmitted diseases but to also lose almost all brain cells in the process of doing so.

Talisha The Heroin Junkie; have you heard about that teacher at Swansea High School?

Darren The Abusive Father; The one that said that all men have to suppress the urge to rape?

Talisha The Heroin Junkie; Yeah that's the one.

Swansea High School by lil eshay eshay cat lobob May 22, 2020

swansea tourist 

someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.

I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit

Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)

swansea tourist by Illegal Allan June 6, 2011

swansea 

There's been a lot of nonsense written on this page.
Swansea is a one very cool place with one of the finest international award winning maritime/waterfront developments in Europe, stunning unrivalled parklands and a breathtaking golden coastline that became Britain's first designated "Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty". The city has had over £100m invested in it in the last few years and includes the National Waterfront Museum and national (Olympic) pool of Wales. It's got an exceptionally good nightlife, cuisine and culture. As for the 'rough' bits, and 'run down' bits that's referred to by other people on this site, name any other city in Britain that doesn't have any of that? On the whole the quality of life in Swansea is excellent. The quote that "Swansea is the graveyard of ambition" refers to the fact that when strangers visit Swansea they never want to leave. I left (for work purposes) a few years ago for the south east of England. Give me Swansea any day - which is why I travel 200 miles every weekend to come home to Swansea.

Swansea

swansea by pick a part June 11, 2010

Swansea Mechanic 

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.

That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).

Swansea Mechanic by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007