Swanson Dinner 

2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.

Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.

Swanson Dinner by Dleg December 21, 2008

Swanson Dinner 

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.

Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)

Swanson Dinner by Franzzz November 6, 2008

Swanson's dinner 

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.

Swanson's dinner by Nick D February 27, 2003

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners 

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004