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An individual who follows a questionable moral code.

Blames others for their short comings.

Colloquially known as a 'twat'.
'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'

'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'

'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'

'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'
Swanage by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016

swangaggle 

the act of being obliterated or obliterating. can be used to describe the conditions of a person not currently present. It can also be used to describe the act of being crushed between a persons thighs.
the beret 50 caliber sniper rifle is designed to swangaggle a large armored vehicle from any range.
swangaggle by the swangaggler July 11, 2022

Swanage Railway

A Great Managed heritage railway with great locomotives but packed with ass-hole families that ask 12-year old Spotters With Cameras if 34028 'Eddystone' is Gordon And 31806 U-Class Is Thomas.
Family: oh is that steam train Thomas because its big and small? my son loves Thomas don't you sweetie.
Spotter: Well where is the 4 then?

Family: Rude Person.

Spotter talking to another Spotter: that's Swanage Railway For Ya!
A presence of superior self-belief / Ego. Derived from the movement of the bird, "the swan".

Can be used with current behaviour in the form of "Swanning"
He had a serious amount of swannage yesterday.

He was swanning around the place like he owned it.
Swanage by deepgrooves October 17, 2003

Swingage 

Let go do sum swingage
Swingage by Jippy.03 February 27, 2018

emotional swaggage

indescribable but overwhelming feeling to relieve oneself and get fly. Defined by yours truly, Emzgone.
Emz was restless because of all the emotional swaggage he was keeping to himself.
emotional swaggage by steppaz December 17, 2025