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Swamp Boat 

When you motor boat a transvestite with a hairy chest.
I was wiff my tranny girlfriend, Enriqua Suave. I told her/him to take out her boobs so I could wrap my face like a burrito. But all I got was a boca full of hair. I wanted a motor boat, not a swamp boat. Ay yai yai!!!
Swamp Boat by Oliver Klothesof October 1, 2010
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Luisiana Swamp Boat 

A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.
There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.
Luisiana Swamp Boat by swampbutt February 24, 2010

Swamp Boating 

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.
I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

Swamp Boating 

To motor boat someones ass. This is a high risk activity and should not be performed at random.
I got drunk and spent the night swamp boating girls asses. Now my face smells like ass and is covered in what I am hoping is chocolate.

swamp boating 

to motorboat butt cheeks.
" your girl is so nasty, she has enjoyed a nice swamp boating from time to time.
swamp boating by Zchillin December 27, 2010

swampboat 

A variation of the motorboating of the breasts. This involvles sticking ones face and mouth into anothers butthole and doing the motorboat maneuver.
Last night she wanted me to motorboat her, but I told her let's do something more adventurous. Sit on my face baby, we're gonna swampboat.
swampboat by jdizzleut January 7, 2011

Swampboat 

Like motorboating but when you boat in the swamp you encounter mud.
Where one motorboats a ladies breasts, one would swampboat her butt cheeks.
Swampboat by Smugs McBenzie October 8, 2008
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