Swalso

It’s when your feeling swell as well as your friend

“How are you?”
“Im swell, you?”
“Im swalso”

Swalso by whatasnack July 22, 2018

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Suck Suck Swallow

(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.

*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*

Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!

Suck Suck Swallow by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021

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Ron Swanson Shot

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

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Ron Swanson

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013