Swag Machine 

One who is so full of swag, that they spontaneously create swag, for the use of less confident individuals.

I hope we don't nerd up this party.

Don't worry, I'll bring Grant, he's a swag machine.

Swag Machine by inkless April 18, 2011

swagmachine 

a real ass nigga, he keep it real and will tell a joke never a lie. He keep shit real AS FUCK. Very handsome, large penis, and cracked at fortnite.

person 1: fuck im so jealous of swagmachine
person 2: same his penis is so large

swagmachine by swagmachine762 January 20, 2025