swagmachine

a real ass nigga, he keep it real and will tell a joke never a lie. He keep shit real AS FUCK. Very handsome, large penis, and cracked at fortnite.

person 1: fuck im so jealous of swagmachine
person 2: same his penis is so large

by swagmachine762 January 20, 2025

Swag Machine

One who is so full of swag, that they spontaneously create swag, for the use of less confident individuals.

I hope we don't nerd up this party.

Don't worry, I'll bring Grant, he's a swag machine.

by inkless April 18, 2011

Smegmachine Gun

The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.

Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"

Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"

Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"

Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"

Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"

by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014

saxmachine

The name given to he (or she) who demonstrates the ability to administer face melting solo's, perform super cool phrases and make the sax look damn fine, sexy in fact...

Martin: Damn man, check out that dude on lead alto... his super freaky!

Ryan: Yea. Man that boy is a SAXMACHINE!!

by 'the' saxmachine July 11, 2007

Swaggacaine

A term used to describe an individual with an extremely high amount of style, swag, charisma, etc.

"Mane, that dude is a Swaggacaine waiting to happen!"

"Did you hear about what's his face? He came up in the club lookin' like a Swaggacaine!"

by BFochs February 2, 2009