swagmachine
a real ass nigga, he keep it real and will tell a joke never a lie. He keep shit real AS FUCK. Very handsome, large penis, and cracked at fortnite.
swagmachine by swagmachine762 January 20, 2025
Swag Machine
One who is so full of swag, that they spontaneously create swag, for the use of less confident individuals.
Swag Machine by inkless April 18, 2011
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Smegmachine Gun
The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.
Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Smegmachine Gun by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014
saxmachine
The name given to he (or she) who demonstrates the ability to administer face melting solo's, perform super cool phrases and make the sax look damn fine, sexy in fact...
Martin: Damn man, check out that dude on lead alto... his super freaky!
Ryan: Yea. Man that boy is a SAXMACHINE!!
Ryan: Yea. Man that boy is a SAXMACHINE!!
saxmachine by 'the' saxmachine July 11, 2007
Swaggacaine
"Mane, that dude is a Swaggacaine waiting to happen!"
"Did you hear about what's his face? He came up in the club lookin' like a Swaggacaine!"
"Did you hear about what's his face? He came up in the club lookin' like a Swaggacaine!"
Swaggacaine by BFochs February 2, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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