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Noun 1. a person that displays Machiavellian tendencies.

Noun 2. someone who makes other people do his/her job.

Noun 3. someone who wears jeans all the time.

Verb 1. to get someone to do something they don't want to do by coercion or manipulation.
I'm not sure if his employees respect him or are afraid of him. He comes off like a suzano.

I sit here and finish his reports, while he sits there like a suzano.

Can I get away with being a suzano, or should I wear a suit?

Wow, Jack really listened to him. He has officially been suzano-ed.
suzano by Miserável January 6, 2017
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The Suzano Massacre was a school massacre that occurred on March 13, 2019, at the State Raul Brasil State School in the municipality of Suzano, in São Paulo. The pair of shooters Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro, both former students, killed five students and two school employees.
Do you hear about the massacre in Suzano?
Fuck, yes
Suzano by GUTTS XVI March 15, 2019
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A type of person who is undefinable.
Joe was a total suzano.
Suzano by Viking2828 March 12, 2017
Suzanne

Cute with a hint of Crazy. Self-respecting, Beautiful, Talkative, Family Oriented, Big Hearted, Caring, Addictive, and Energetic. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to forget. Typically called “My One and Only”
Suzanne has no idea how beautiful she is.
The most breathtaking person you will ever meet in your entire life. She is everything, the big and the small, the crackle of a flame and shattering lightning. There’s no word to describe her beacuse she’s simply everything. She’s salt and honey and casual and sexy and she’ll always have your back in the long and short. Her eyes are windows to somewhere better than here and she has a definite hand-fetish. She’s weird and awkward and clumsy and gloomy and mature and childish and the best and worst thing that’ll ever happen to you. She’ll cost you your sleep and consume your nights but it will be worth it. If you find her and she finds you, grasp her and don’t let her go. People like her are gems, rare and glittery
“Hey, I met a Suzan. They’re amazing. No, better than amazing. They’re beautiful, fantastic, magical, divine and-

“When’s the wedding?”
Suzan by konster November 12, 2017
A light beam in a dark night and a darkness within sunshine, rose petals falling into a rapidly shifting sea, honey colored eyes shining in the moonlight, a soft gentle storm, a kind wrath, a sweet death
Oh man i feel such a /suzanna/ vibe
Suzanna by Tara Killian Lincoln November 26, 2019

Suzanne Webb 

A drunk, old indian who lives in a shack in Port au Port. She had her face beat in by a deaf mute, because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
What's that thing staggering across the road?

Don't worry, it's just Suzanne Webb.
Suzanne Webb by ardvark77 October 30, 2009
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