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I see susman over there
susman by RedIsSoSus November 19, 2022
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1. someone is to amazing to be defined by normal words.

2. the sexiest babe alive who sports a kick ass demin jacket.

3. a really sexed up chick that can look like an expensive hooker.
1. 'I love Steph, I just dont know how to tell her.'
'Just call her a susman, man, I'll tell you it gets them every time.'

2. 'DAYYYYUM AFRICA, that mam is fiiiiine.'
'The one with the sexy, bedazzled demin jacket?'
'Yeah, whatta susman!'

3. 'How expensive you think that hooker is?'
'Broski, shes not a hooker shes clearly a susman.'
susman by ishmael.sk January 11, 2009

Susman Sammy 

The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
Susman Sammy by Gaylo August 6, 2016

Tommy Susman 

"Holy Shit it's Tommy Susman from Art and Design #DramaClub"
"Real"
Tommy Susman by s a S h A October 7, 2022

susan wojcicki 

The feminist CEO of YouTube who demonetizes people whom YT does not like.
"Condom ads are allowed on shitty little kid gaming videos, but you can't say 'frick' without being demonetized by Susan Wojcicki."
susan wojcicki by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Susan Wojcicki 

Susan Wojcicki is currently the CEO of YouTube and an executive at Google. She is a "feminist" that doesn't actually protect the young female audience/minors on YouTube due to her unwillingness to remove predators such as Onision.
Damn! That Susan Wojcicki is at it again with her greediness and blatant disregard for creators and the audience.

angry susan 

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.
When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.
angry susan by SlyRooster January 28, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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