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1. someone is to amazing to be defined by normal words.

2. the sexiest babe alive who sports a kick ass demin jacket.

3. a really sexed up chick that can look like an expensive hooker.
1. 'I love Steph, I just dont know how to tell her.'
'Just call her a susman, man, I'll tell you it gets them every time.'

2. 'DAYYYYUM AFRICA, that mam is fiiiiine.'
'The one with the sexy, bedazzled demin jacket?'
'Yeah, whatta susman!'

3. 'How expensive you think that hooker is?'
'Broski, shes not a hooker shes clearly a susman.'
susman by ishmael.sk January 11, 2009

Susman Sammy 

The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
Susman Sammy by Gaylo August 6, 2016

Tommy Susman 

"Holy Shit it's Tommy Susman from Art and Design #DramaClub"
"Real"
Tommy Susman by s a S h A October 7, 2022

susan wojcicki 

The feminist CEO of YouTube who demonetizes people whom YT does not like.
"Condom ads are allowed on shitty little kid gaming videos, but you can't say 'frick' without being demonetized by Susan Wojcicki."
susan wojcicki by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Susan Wojcicki 

Susan Wojcicki is currently the CEO of YouTube and an executive at Google. She is a "feminist" that doesn't actually protect the young female audience/minors on YouTube due to her unwillingness to remove predators such as Onision.
Damn! That Susan Wojcicki is at it again with her greediness and blatant disregard for creators and the audience.

angry susan 

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.
When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.
angry susan by SlyRooster January 28, 2017
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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