Dumb Ways To Die

a show with a bunch of stupid beans trying to do very, very idiotic things to kill themselves
did u c numskull takin' off her helmet in outer spaces in dumb ways to die?
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Among Us

a popular astronaut game no one will shut the f**k their mouths about
Red: why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: I saw Brown kill rose in security
Brown: why didnt you report body orange
Orange: cafeteria was closer
Purple: brown actually has a point
Maroon: makes sense
Banana: orange looks sus to me now
Lime: yea
Green: i think brown is right
Brown: THIS IS AMONG US SO VOTE ORANGE HE SUS ME FOR NO REASON
Grey: Blue sus cuz he say nothing
Brown: vote orange
Orange was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
Victory
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Uncanny!

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Suspicious playsツ

Suspicious playsツ
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
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Dr. Cesspool

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Among Us

an astronaut game no one will shut their big fat mouths about
A typical Among Us game
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
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