surimi

Hot dogs of the sea. Processed fish proteins that can be turned into whatever food form your heart desires.

Hannibal: Surimi is fucking delicious.

Devski: Yeah, they're the hot dogs of the seaaaa man.

by littlewing21 August 15, 2016

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

surmission

An idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence; a conjecture. (via dictionary.com) It is the noun form of the verb "surmise." For some reason not recognised as a word by "legitimate" dictionaries. Dictionary.com strangely thinks that the noun form of "surmise" is, again, "surmise", which is just silly. Potentially first used and thus invented by me.

If one makes a surmission, said surmission is generally incorrect, as per the definition of the word.

by Scalabrini July 6, 2004

striminal

A portmanteau of "streaming" and "criminal." First used to described "streaming millennial criminals" that pirate content instead of paying exorbitant fees to content providers.

"We're not going to hit our quarter-over-quarter goal of 2500% because of those damn striminals and cordcutters! Our shareholders are ruined! RUINED!!!"

by mllnnl August 10, 2017

surmising

To imagine without certain knowledge; to infer on slight grounds; to suppose, conjecture, or suspect; to guess.

by jezzie March 31, 2003

Scriminating

The opposite of making someone discriminatory (Aka to make someone be woke).

De-scriminating is making someone unwoke, making them discriminate.

I am going on a rampage of scriminating, I am scriminating everyone at Christmas dinner.

I scriminated my gran this weekend, she now knows how non-binary pronouns work.

My uncle tried to de-scriminate me. I am so #woke

by Scriminating gal March 10, 2022

sirimiri

A light rain or fine drizzle

I hate sirimiri, but it’s better than a full on downpour.

by Lesunouma January 23, 2018