Surfing the crimson wave 

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Surfing the crimson wave by jdi May 10, 2004

Surfing the crimson wave 

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.

can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."

Surfing the crimson wave by Bandleader December 20, 2005

Surfing the Crimson wave 

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

Surfing the Crimson wave by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE by weave August 25, 2003