Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

Surfing the Crimson wave

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

Bompfed

The feeling of absolute euphoria after taking a glorious shit

Oh man, I was feeling awful before that but that was incredible! Fucking bompfed mate!

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016