The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis
Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.
The feeling of absolute euphoria after taking a glorious shit
Oh man, I was feeling awful before that but that was incredible! Fucking bompfed mate!
'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom
James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!