Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

Bompfed

The feeling of absolute euphoria after taking a glorious shit

Oh man, I was feeling awful before that but that was incredible! Fucking bompfed mate!

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

Surfing the Crimson wave

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016