Definitions by Bompfedcreator

Surfing the Crimson wave 

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

Surfing the Crimson wave by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

Bompfed 

The feeling of absolute euphoria after taking a glorious shit

Oh man, I was feeling awful before that but that was incredible! Fucking bompfed mate!

Bompfed by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

Digestive Muffin 

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

Digestive Muffin by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016