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to be spaced out and unfocused. Not paying attention to the task at hand.
Joe was on his phone, surfin while we were trying to win the game. Hey man, quit surfin and get your ass over here and help!
Surfin by Mitazake July 22, 2010
Surfin - A term used by men who swim out on surf boards and to sit at the back of the waves in order to fit large objects in each others rectums such as their fists.
"Oh Hi Mark, let's go Surfin tomorrow morning. Let's see if you can get double fists this time. Cowabunga dude!"
Surfin by Phil Hickling February 5, 2018
The act of riding a fat chicks rolls during sex.
Man, Shelly has so many rolls it felf like i was surfin a wave during sex
Surfin by nicofiend July 2, 2003
the act of sticking ones cock into the belly button of the other and pissing into it
man, i have had a rash on my belly button ever since John surfed me
Surfin by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

surfin' a gerkin 

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.
Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!
surfin' a gerkin by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

surfin' bird 

a bird that everybody knows about
Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!

surfin' bird
surfin' bird by Boborian December 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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