Supersimp 

An incel who spends most of his/her day kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser they talk to in a chatroom. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will never happen. Normal people laugh at them. Excellent examples of this phenomenon are BodyBags, QAids, Bazl, chatslot, dadius, Crustine, Zac and Dee.

Supersimps frequently make fools of themselves being desperate.

Supersimp by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025

Supersimp 

An incel who spends pretty much all of his/her time kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser he/she talks to in chatrooms. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will NEVER happen. Normal people laugh at them knowing how truly desperate and weak they are. Those who do this know who they are but they can't help themselves. It's pretty pathetic really.

A supersimp is not just lame, he's dumb also.

Supersimp by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025

supersillyass 

A story/movie/TV show with a premise that's beyond ridiculous.
Also: a laughably stupid public figure.

(1), I tried to get into that new TV series about the FBI supernatural-phenomena squad, but it's just too supersillyass for me.

(2), How could they reelect that supersillyass twit?

supersillyass by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 23, 2009

Superimportant 

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"

Superimportant by quonerkz January 7, 2010

super simp 

An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"

"Man, did you read that guys status on Facebook? that guy is a super simp"

super simp by streetscience August 8, 2014

Super Simp 

A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse

Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all

They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love

Super Simps are the lowest class of simps

“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”

Super Simp by Not Dylan rooberts January 28, 2020

supersistence 

A state of more than existence. In contrast to subsistence, to supersist is to live very well, to thrive or to flourish.

Dave believed in living life to the max. He wasn't happy with just existing. He reasoned that he was here for only a short time, and therefore that time was going to be one of supersistence.

supersistence by Justin Washtell December 31, 2006