superstraight

A genuine "straight" or heterosexual--i.e., a man who is sexually attracted to genuine women only or a woman who is sexually attracted to genuine men only. While "superstraight" and "straight" are actually synonymous, the term "Superstraight" has recently been adopted because it's easier than explaining for the thousandth time to autistic bisexual transpersons that "heterosexual attraction does NOT include attraction to same sex individuals cosplaying as the opposite sex." See also SuperLesbian and Supergay.
"Hey Dave, since you're straight I guess you'll want to have sex with me now that I've had my weenier chopped off and swallowed a bottle of tittie-skittles."

"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
by Louis XXV October 12, 2021
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someone who identifies as "superstraight" is really talking about how much of a virgin they are. straight in transphobic terms means "virgin" and "superstraight" means super virgin!!!
"hey man, i'm superstraight!"

"but you're 32.."
by supercoolandnotsilly March 19, 2021
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men who openly have a pisskink and like to be pegged.
friend 1: "yo aren't you superstraight?"

friend 2: "yeah i do like to be pegged and i have a pisskink, so i guess i am superstraight."
friend 1: "that's weird bro."
by ihatemen1020 March 06, 2021
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superstraight was a made up transphobic sexuality . how is it transphobic you ask ? its basically people not wanting to date trans people JUST BECAUSE they are trans , it's fake and it will never be a valid sexuality .
guy: yeah im superstraight ...

other person : oh so ur a fucking dumbass?
by jmxcum June 30, 2021
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a fake sexuality for insecure transphobic pigs. this “sexuality” is based only on hate and mockery. it is transphobic and homophobic.
guy 1: i’m superstraight
guy 2: no youre just transphobic
by sanehumanbeing March 08, 2021
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Superstraight was made to mock the LGBTQ+ community. It is very transphobic and it is also fascist. People who are superstraight are transphobic and homophobic. They act like they are being opressed but in reality they are not. Superstraight people only date cis people of the opposite gender. IT IS NOT VALID.
Me: Hey what's your sexuality?
Person: I'm superstraight
Me: Get the fuck off the internet you are embarrassing yourself
by namjoons expensive girl March 09, 2021
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When a guy uses this term it means he likes it super rough, straight into his ass, he will sometimes use strange objects to satisfy his urges, if he can not find a real dick to sit on.

The community of guys made a flag for this, as they love their community so much, it resembles that of a gay hookup app named grinder.
"Hey did you know Mike was Superstraight"
"yeah I heard moans coming from his room"
by yeeyeehaircut March 04, 2021
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