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An extreme masturbator.

Likes to brag about wanking in public forums/chatrooms.

Addicted to porn.

Supermalaka: Holy fuck guys, theres new porn.
.......fap fap fap fap
SuperMalaka: Guys..I just fapped so fucking hard my balls destroyed themselves from the inside out.
by looooooooool January 01, 2009
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Aug 8 Word of the Day
A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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