Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)

This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!

Hym "Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! In stores now! $39.18+Tax+shipping and handling! Buy it now! Or steal it from the from the guy that's stealing it from me! At... Wherever you're seeing this now! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! Watch the derivatives and then hit the like and subscribe button and use the Promo code: 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' to get 34.43% off if you buy 2 copies! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! The hard copy is shaped like a paddle so you can spank your lover! OR... Use it to bludgeon a child! And if you're a whore that fucked a retard with a fat-cock instead of me, you don't get one! No Super-Omega Bible Supreme for you! Get out of here you! Not for you! And fat-cocks have to take me out for dinner and then date me for a couple of weeks and THEN... MAYBE... MAYBE you'll get one! If I feel like it! And baby-dick incels get it for free! No questions asked! I will seek you out to get that book... In your hand. And if you already have one? Just take another! Here! Take all of them! As many copies as you can physically carry are yours! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! On sale now! Get it now before my A.I. takes over your government and I murder you all!"

Super-Omega Bible (Supreme) by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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