Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Super Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Super smashturbating 

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

Super smashturbating by GUY GUY May 18, 2015