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a star who didn't have a dad growing up and her mom wasn't very thoughtful and left her without a sitter since she was 9, dropped out of school and can't make rent without selling blowjobs to other cosmic entities for $25
"This galaxy's got nothin but crab-carrying scallywags and $5 sunstitutes who will actually charge you to burn your dick off."
by Kemusabi May 12, 2010
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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