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Sunday Suprise 

A Sunday Suprise occures when you take a presumed lady out to dinner. The dinner is going well so you decide to slip your hand up her skirt and much to the males suprise the presumed woman is carring a nasty set of hairy balls in her panties.
Gary said, "OMG I was out on a date with Bridgett and I had a fucked up Sunday Suprise to my disliking. I had to slap that Chewbacca looking bitch around!"
Sunday Suprise by -real March 30, 2009
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sunday suprise 

Sex involving whipped cream, chocolate syrup, maraschino, and/or ice cream.
Guy #1-I got the sunday suprise last weekend Sara put whipped cream and chocolate syrup on her boobs!!!
Guy #2-Oh man! The sunday suprise? Awesome!
sunday suprise by pwn3r July 22, 2008

Sack Sundae Suprise 

When a male dips his testicles into a bowl of hot fudge, then into a bowl of sprinkles before the fudge dries (most commonly the rainbow-colored type that is often used in an ice cream sundae by most brands/manufacturers). Later, the fudge hardens around the testicles and can be eaten off by a girlfriend/wife or a male sexual partner if he is homosexual. If desired, the subject could also choose to leave the fudge and sprinkles on his testicles for decorative purposes.
Sterling was shocked and horrified when he discovered that employees at his local ice cream parlor had made a sack sundae suprise using the same fudge and sprinkles that they had used for toppings on his ice cream.
Sack Sundae Suprise by Lubzgroup January 8, 2013

Sunday Surprise 

While attending church, a woman next to you gives you an unexpected handjob.
John enjoyed a Sunday Surprise during the Father's homily.
Sunday Surprise by The Loge August 12, 2006

Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!
Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

surprised on sunday 

When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!
Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.
surprised on sunday by jsmithua September 7, 2006

Chocolate Sundae Surprise 

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.
Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.
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