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Sulky jerk 

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.
Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.
Sulky jerk by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

Sulky Mulky

One who is in an constant state of "bad mood" made apparent by a perpetual frown.
"Did you see Caitlin today? What's her problem?"
- "Oh, nothing. She is just a sulky Mulky"

Sulky Si 

The epitome of sulking by a moody guy who cant take banter
Normal guy "you're gay"
Sulky si *goes into a massive strop*
Sulky Si by banterflan April 22, 2011

sulky racer

top notch combine charvisters bombing down the m way horses
at 90 mph on the back of a sulky racer
with the wind In your hair
and the rains in ur hand
and the horse is in ur faaavourrrr
your the king of the road ;)
sulky racer by doojy April 9, 2022

Sulky Taylor 

A sad BJ. When the giver is either sad,depressed or clearly not in the mood. Sometimes crying whilst performing.
I know your Mum just died, and your probably not in the mood, but it's been a while since my last Sulky Taylor. What do you think?
Sulky Taylor by Office-Bantz July 17, 2021

Sulky sixer 

That one colleague who chooses to listen to the dross that is bbc 6 music.
Said collegue goes into a massive toddler sulk if the radio station is canged
For God's sake Tom, put something on we know you sulky sixer
Sulky sixer by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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