Sujhammer

A Sujhammer is as far away from a sledge hammer in size as you can possibly get - the smallest little hammer in the world...


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he thinks he can make the earth move... not with that Sujhammer

by welshman33 January 9, 2009

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

shammer

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.

Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.

by Remised July 1, 2011

sluthammer

A legendary tool used by a badass,masterful rock n' rolla to nail filthy and naive young women to the point of mind-melting life-changing pure fucking ecstasy.

Dave Ghrol: Motörhead played fucking killer tonight! Lemmy is a badass motherfucker. He's probably nailing some drunk chick with his Sluthammer!
Lars Frederiksen:Bastard!

by Angellicka September 20, 2013

swejhammer

Noun: Similar to an "Imperial Smackdown" or "mjolnir-slam", the swejhammer is a forceful and definitive heel-stomp on rabid ignorance or blatant stupidity, usually referring to logical debate. Wielders of the swejhammer are usually too cool to boast about their accomplishments, but may toss in a wry smile to accentuate a snarky remark, usually followed by a beer.

Dang, Rachel let loose the swejhammer on old Freddie Phelps!! She sure sent him scurrying back to his fundie cave!

by Swej July 9, 2010

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

shammer

a shamrock shake from mcdonalds

"Can I get a large shammer?"

by ljgkhgfjhgf March 18, 2021