Itchy Sugarlumps is an
Irish slang term for
square bales of hay, usually used for bribing members of the Garda Síochána (the
Irish police force).
The term is mostly used in the midlands where there is a higher concentration of illegal sports, eg. dog fighting, cock fighting, child fighting.
Seamus: "The Feckin' guards came by and me with a feed of drink in me and the young
lad lyin
dead under the van!"
Brenden: "And how did you get out of that
one, Seamus?"
Seamus: "Ah I just slipped him a few Itchy Sugarlumps and he doddled off, the big Bollox!"
Brendan: "Ah your some boyo, Seamus!"