by ToonRosie13 May 1, 2015
Get the Sugar-Free Sugar mug.Jane: GUESS WHO'S GOING TO L.A.!!!
Lily: OMG REALLY??? :D :D :D Road trip!!!
Jane: I KNOW RIGHT!!! It's gonna be soooo much fun!
John: What's with the sugar-free sugar high?
Lily: OMG REALLY??? :D :D :D Road trip!!!
Jane: I KNOW RIGHT!!! It's gonna be soooo much fun!
John: What's with the sugar-free sugar high?
by Ratlove<3 March 25, 2009
Get the Sugar-Free Sugar High mug.Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chaeg January 28, 2014
Get the sugar free gummy bears mug.by lo d November 23, 2009
Get the Sugar Free mug.Sweet bubble gum taste that fills your body with what you think is energy. red bull does not give you wings, but in fact gives you diarrhea.
by REDMannah October 21, 2011
Get the sugar free red bull mug.Without a significant other. Applies in both the short term and the long term. After a break-up, one is sugar free until they find another. One can also be deemed sugar free if they are out without their boyfriend/girlfriend for the evening. Though acceptable in use by both genders, a male's usage would generally cause him to be considered gay.
Short term: Girls, let's go out and get our drink on. I am sugar free tonight.
Long term: Gotta find me a man. Can't stay sugar free forever.
Long term: Gotta find me a man. Can't stay sugar free forever.
by Miike P. Grant, esq March 1, 2007
Get the sugar free mug.A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.
Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.
by Non sugar daddy March 10, 2011
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