A butterfly farmer with a healthy collection of plushies. Prettiest cutie patootie with a heart of gold but tastebuds of a boiled chicken enthusiast. Someone you'd love spending every waking moment with.
A girl. She's young. She's beautiful. She's talented. She's brilliant. You might know her. And if you don't say her name right, you are fucked. Also, she is short, usually redheaded. And just awesome. Definately a pulchritudenous exception of a character if you've ever met one.
(Oh, hey Shaelynn.)
(Eat my dickjewbag.It's Shelynn.)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.