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Suckyalint 

Not to be confused with succulent!
An annoying human being who acts overly cool and in their free time likes to thourougly digest lint.
Omg did you see what a suckyalint Daniel was yesterday it was sooo attractive.
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Suckyalint 

A guy who thinks he's really fuckin funny and hot but, he ain't. ( Also known as the jock that dates EVERY fucking girl in da school.) Male thot!
Did you see him yesterday? He's such a suckyalint!! That male thot!!

Sucktality 

1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck

2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies

3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms

4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side

Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.

Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Sucktality by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

genetalia suckalitus 

A disease that infects most gay people it not only atracts them to the cock but makes them think they need it to live or move
I think this guy caught genetalia suckalitus he attacked me and try to suck it.

Sucktality 

The point of totaly sucking. Being a total fag.
Jimmy reached sucktality when he became gay.
Sucktality by Stev. February 28, 2008

Suckialist

one who has been a-political but has taken up a political cause to meet sexual partners. See also Groupie. Term is most commonly used to refer to women who claim to be socialists in order to meet more sexual partners or gain social standing.
That chick is a total suckialist. She isn't even registered to vote but since she's been sleeping with that guy she won't stop talking about "the issues".
Suckialist by danny parnell May 31, 2011

suckalents

When a girl/guy sucks a guys dick soooo good you pass out
Joe:yo this girl just sucked me so I passed out
Phil:damn sounds like u got some good suckalents
Joe:you know it!
suckalents by Rahjier May 6, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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