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sucks cock 

a misnomer used to describe someone or something that is very bad, when in actuality having one's cock sucked is a nearly universally positive experience for the receiver.
Sam: One Direction sucks cock.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
sucks cock by D.S. Credito April 6, 2015
Words you can keep

Sucks cock 

1. When someone sucks on a guy's penis.
2. Something that is bad or horrible.

See also sucks dick.
1. Mercedes sucked Micheal's cock last night.
2. This band sucks cock.
Sucks cock by Ali March 17, 2004

Emma Sucks Cock 

A girl who goes by her middle name, notorious for sucking off the whole team.
Approve this so I can get an urban dictionary mug that says this shit, lmao. Emma sucks cock for real.
Emma Sucks Cock by biteme1997 May 19, 2016

ryan sucks ians cock 

ryan always sucks ians cock and ryan when you see this put it in the khione grp group chat
ryan sucks ians cock and she loves it

Avery sucks black cock 

A white hoe who will suck black cock for free but when it comes to white cock she won’t fuck it because she thinks she is black she also thinks she is fucking black also she will fuck you if you are her mom here is a thing she will say d for daddy d for daddy d for daddy and she fucks her dad to.
Stop it Avery sucks black cock

DSPC Dustin Sucks Purple Cock 

A flaming homo that has been given a codename for his horrible gay ways
"Hey did you see Dustin today?"

"Who?DSPC?"

"DSPC Dustin sucks purple cock"

"DSPC!!!"

neural`sucks`da`cock 

The act of neural wrapping his fat lips around a large or small male reproduction organ and sucking till ejaculation
Man neural`sucks`da`cock alot doesnt he?
neural`sucks`da`cock by crazy July 10, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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