Sucking Bag

A derogatory term/exclamation, for an object, person or situation, in which the popular term of "sucking dick" is insufficient.

"fuck me!, listening to that cunt prattle on about all that shit "sucked bag". "Bieber "sucks the bag" "Darling, please stop "sucking bag", and concentrate on my cock so I can pump this massive hot load of hot jizz down your slovenly throat"

Sucking Bag by Homer Sectual May 3, 2016

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scum sucking whore bag

Slutty ugly disgracful girls that have no respect for a fellow girls relationship and will do whatever they possibly can to ruin things for everyone else because they are narssisictic cunts with no regard for anyone else’s feelings because they think the world revolves around them

why did your relationship end? Because of that Scum Sucking Whore Bag that hooked up with my boyfriend.

scum sucking whore bag by Tmdawggg February 9, 2018

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Sulking Bagger

Someone who bags groceries and ignores all the customers while looking angry and depressed. Usually very quiet because they give the silent treatment to everyone when pissed off.

When Cam was bagging groceries he placed all the items in plastic bags. The customer changed his mind and told him to put them in paper bags. He got upset and was very quiet the rest of the day sulking about the situation. He is a sulking bagger.

Sulking Bagger by Seth Martin Dresser March 10, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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