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suckford 

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
suckford by dsimms May 26, 2008

Suckerfart 

A person able to suck air into their bum and releasing it.

Can also be done with talcum powder.
Chris did a massive suckerfart which knocked everyone out dead.
Suckerfart by Jogn boy February 26, 2011

suckerfool 

what you call someone when you want to punch them in the face and then take a dump on their chest.
You just got punk'd, suckerfool.
suckerfool by Currie July 28, 2004

spakerford 

me
i am spakerford”
spakerford by kakaisnoob April 11, 2021

succerforpakunoda 

Succerforpakunoda LOVES Taiju from Tokyo revengers and WANTS to MARRY him🥺🥰
Succerforpakunoda wants to marry Taiju bc they love him so much🥺💗

succerforsaikismom 

a hot mf
“hey did u hear about asuccerforsaikismom”?

yes, they r rlly hot”