suck eggs

1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'

1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.

by John W Phillips August 31, 2006

Suck eggs

Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.

Go ‘suck eggs’ mate.

by Dank Dyl December 2, 2017

suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

by Marcus Dailey November 4, 2006

suck eggs

To be told how to do something you already have the knowledge of doing

As i put the third edge shutter in , the bull sullivan proceeded to tell me how to install the fourth. Hence being told how to suck eggs .

by chippy112323 April 10, 2025

suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004