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suck cock 

to kowtow; to show unnecessary respect or deference in order to win favor with a superior or colleague. Annoying, ingratiating behaviour that is observed by others. Usually used with pronouns, he, she, you, rather than with actual names, John, Sylvia. The origin is probably derived from the idea that great pleasure is derived by the recipient of fellatio. Hence, giving someone one more pleasure than they deserve in hopes that they will be so pleased they will feel obliged to give you benefits, usually in the form of job security, more hours at work, more favorable shifts or to have her/his opinions favored and adopted.
I don't suck cock. He sucks cock at work.

A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."
suck cock by Rudolf Kurt Penner February 22, 2007
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suck cock 

to tell someone off, in other words "fuck off"
student one: you smoke too much
student two: suck cock, I don't care
suck cock by bitchidonotcare November 6, 2018

suck cock 

Guy: SUCK COCK BITCH
Girl: k w/e
suck cock by ok hand emoji February 6, 2018

suck cock 

a word used by some faggots from the middle of Saskatchewan that drink alchohol in the back of a trail blazer.
hey lance, yeah? SUCK COCK
suck cock by fuck trudeau January 13, 2019

suck cock for rock 

When a guy who does meth or and other sucks another man's dick for money.
Jerry doesn't have a job so he has to suck cock for rock in order to get enough money to by more drugs.

Don’t suck cock 

A statement made towards a male homosexual in the eternal hope that they will be set straight.
Don’t suck cock you fucking faggot. Wtf is wrong with you?
Don’t suck cock by de-pube January 26, 2023

I suck cock 

A word in which you usally find on your school science book
Mr.Ster some one wrote i suck cock on my contact book again!
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