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Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

dick-suckery fa-sho

A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.
That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa-sho!

After a speedy pizza delivery, you write on the online survey that your service was, dick-suckery fa-sho!
dick-suckery fa-sho by MODhouse March 29, 2009
When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking.
I was in an accident today. That is pure suckery.

Following a strict diet and killing yourself at the gym 5 days a week for 5 weeks and not losing much weight. That is pure suckery.

suckery by akaggie August 18, 2006

dick suckery

To engage in homosexual acts or non-homosexual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.
Private Joe Snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy's head was in his lap. I personally have never seen a more obvious act of dick suckery in my life.
dick suckery by carp of the carps January 1, 2009

Scheryled 

To be agree to meet up or arrange to do something and fail to show up.
Stood up, blown off, lip service, ignored, rebuffed
Brenna scheryled me again... she never showed up at the gym...
Scheryled by jdillpickle January 22, 2019

Malevolent Cock-Suckery 

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.
"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."