Suburban Sexuals 

The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.

Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.

Suburban Sexuals by Bobby F. May 16, 2008

suburban-sexual 

Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.

I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.

suburban-sexual by cookinginchucks February 3, 2015