Slutmergency

(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.

Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

-or-
"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"

by lmaowhat December 1, 2015