Submariner 

From the depths of the Abyss we rise, silent and unseen. We live our lives in silence and darkness, bringing death to those that oppose the American Way. The Army may march, the Air Force will soar, and the Marines will crawl, but a Submariner is a force of nature that is unseen and unheard until it is too late. From beneith the waves we bring death from above and below. We rip the stars from the heavens to rain destruction around the world. Hidden by wave and shadow, escorted by the Leviathan, Posiedon himself bows to us. Fear us, for we are the unknown, the unknowable. We are Death.

Seaman Shmuckatelli, qualified Submarines.
*Ding Ding, Ding Ding*
*AWOOOOOOGA! AWOOOOOOGA!*
(Later, on shore)
Women: Oh my god, he's got dolphins! I want him so bad, he's a submariner!

Submariner by Fleming September 19, 2006

submariner 

Steely eyed stern jawed salt encrusted killers from the deep, prowling seas in their sleek black messanger of death

Royal Navy Submariners eat their young, oh yeah, watch out skimmers...

submariner by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007

Submariner 

An almost forgotten superhero from the Marvel Universe, Lord Namor of Atlantis protects his undersea kingdom with a ferocity equalled only by the Incredible Hulk. At first hating humans, he now has a rather grudging respect for them.

Submariner tied up a tentacle of the giant octopus that attacked him!

Submariner by pentozali September 14, 2012

Submariner's Wank 

Wanking after lying on your hand until it's numb so that it feels like someone else is doing it.

Wow. I sure made that submariner's wank better by painting my fingernails first!

Submariner's Wank by MuffSubmarine September 1, 2009

ancient submariner 

A sexual move similar to the dirty sanchez, however, a bowl of clam chowder is used upon climax.

Last night I met a girl at the bar, then took her home for an ancient submariner.

ancient submariner by Akeah March 20, 2008

Big Submariner 

A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.

Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariner...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!

Big Submariner by Explosivechicken.Reilig July 6, 2010

Big Submariner 

A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.

Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariners...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!

Big Submariner by Explosivechicken Reilig July 6, 2010